Hello my boys and girls!

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.

Why now? How did you get in there? What kinds of question are there? How long have you been married? You don't hear that sentiment very often. That's not what I meant.

I have baned you before for advertising xanax and I will continue to do so every time you register in this forum .

/Andreas

That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies. Do you think your plan will succeed?