A teacher asks little Johnny what he did over the weekend. "My cat died" exclaimed Johnny, "I knew he was dead cos I pissed in his ear".

The teacher says "You did what!?", and Johnny says "I leant over and went 'Psst', and he didn't move".

That reminds me I was supposed to post on a cat forum today.

Hum wonder if they can handle that joke;)

Yes we can

I was actually wondering about the cat forums.

So did you hear about the cat that won the lotto? It ate the fish that came on land trying to collect. How the fish got the ticket I have no idea.

Did you hear about the dog that won the lotto?
S/he bought it's owner a bone.

But the subject was shocking for the joke section

Your joke is very funny. I have enjoyed it much. Thank for this funny cat joke.